Part 42

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Ben: You guys worried about Carlos?

Evie: Totally!

Jay: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!"

Ben: And what did you say?

Jay: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Ben:

Mal: *bursts out laughing*

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Evie: Blue M&Ms are the best.

Mal: EXCUSE ME, what is this SLANDER??

Evie: What about it? They are.

Mal: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES. THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

Evie: NOT TRUE

Carlos: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.

Jay: I like the yellow ones.

Evie and Mal: SHUT UP-

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Lonnie: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Jane: The cow??

Ben: What?

Doug: Jane, W H Y

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Harry on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh

Harry on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Oh hey! A dime!

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Mal: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Evie: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Carlos: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Jay: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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