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Evie: *is hugging Carlos*
Jay: Hey! It's my turn to hug Carlos!
Jay: *grabs Carlos*
Mal: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Jay: No, It's still my turn!
Carlos: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Jay: But we need the moral support!
Evie: And you're small! Which is cute!
Mal: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Carlos: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
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Harry: I'm actually the smartest and most beautiful person on this dang playground so you'd better show some respect before I scrape my knees and make it look like you pushed me.
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Jay: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Chad: Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid sh*t I do.
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Doug: Life could be worse, Evie.
Evie: Life could be a lot better too!
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Uma: What are you doing?
Mal: Just trying to open a jar of nu-tella.
Uma: It's nut-ella
Mal: NU-TELLA. IT'S-
Uma: IT'S NUT-ELLA YOU PRICK.
Mal: GO TO THE WEBSITE.
Uma: ITS MADE OUT OF HAZEL-NUTS. WHY WOULD IT BE CALLED NU-TELLA-
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
Fan fikciaWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
