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Harry: I'm going to the gas station, does anyone want me?
Jay: Did you mean to say want something?
Harry: No.
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Chad: My head hurts.
Audrey: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Ben: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Jay: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Ben: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Jay: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I couldn't find any pots.
Ben: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Jay: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Ben: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Audrey: Well then who's is it?
Ben, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
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Audrey: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Mal: I'm aware of that.
Audrey: But then you and I had some time together.
Mal: Uh-huh?
Audrey: It did not get better.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
