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Evie: I think I'm falling for you.
Mal: Then get up.
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Ben: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Evie: We're chopsticks!
Ben: Well... that's cute!
Ben: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Mal: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Mal: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow.
Evie, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow's a real special day, huh?
Mal: Not for anyone who drinks milk.
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Evie: *kisses Mal*
Mal: What is this?
Evie: Affection.
Mal: Disgusting.
Mal:
Mal: Do it again.
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Evie, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Mal, the love of my life, for telling me Audrey was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
