(3) Jay/Carlos Part 52

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Jay: *whispering*: Future husband say what
Carlos: What
Jay: *Internal screeching*
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Carlos: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me up in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Jay: Believe me, I've thought about it.
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Carlos: What are you doing?
Jay [hanging upside down from the money bars]: I'm trying to kiss you.
Carlos: You're going to fall.
Jay: Just kiss me already, I'm getting light headed.
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*At a pet store*
Jay: Look at us breaking gender norms; we bought Dude a pink collar
Carlos: Everyday we break gender norms. We are literally dating Jay.
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*Carlos is casually searching around the room*
Doug: Hey Carlos, what're you looking for?
Carlos: My will to live.
*Jay walks into the room*
Carlos: Oh, there it is.
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