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Mal: Where are my f-ing keys?
Ben: Mal, can you say it a little nicer?
Mal: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my F-ING KEYS?!
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Jane: *Signs a legal document with glitter pen.*
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Evie: New year, new me...
Jane: Glad to see you have a positive attitu-
Evie: ...ntal breakdowns.
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Lonnie: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Lonnie: *turns around and helps Carlos through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Carlos.
Carlos: Okay.
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Uma: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Gil: Harry is the scariest thing I could think of!
Harry: Gil told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.