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Carlos, pointing: May I sit there?
Jay: That's my lap
Carlos: That doesn't answer my question, Jay.
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Carlos: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Jay: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Carlos: But you're always acting stupid??
Jay:
Jay: Yeah, don't think about that too hard please
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Evie: That shirt looks great, Carlos.
Carlos: Thanks.
Evie: But I bet it would look even better on Jay's floor.
Jay: Are you hitting on Carlos... for me?
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Jay: Carlos, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Carlos, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.
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Carlos: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Jay: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially *wink*
Carlos, desperately, as Jay bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Jay: Oh! B positive.
Carlos: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Jay:
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.