Part 63

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by xoxdarkrainbow

by xoxdarkrainbow

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[Jane and Lonnie are sitting on a bench]

Doug: Why do you guys look so sad?

Lonnie: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Doug sits down*

Jane: The bench is freshly painted.

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Jay: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Evie: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Mal: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!

Carlos: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Jay: If you touch my birthday cake, I'll make you eat your hands.

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Ben: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Audrey: *turning to Chad* How tall are you?

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Ben: Mal, keep an eye on Chad today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Mal: Sure, I'd love to see Chad get punched.

Ben: Try again.

Mal, sighing: I will stop Chad from getting punched.

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Jay: HELP! I TOLD EVIE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Mal, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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