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Mal: What is wrong with you?
Jay: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Evie: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Audrey: You left me and Chad in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Evie: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Uma: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
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Murderer: Any last words?
Harry: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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Audrey: What? I'm not aggressive!
Harry: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Audrey: Survival of the fittest
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
