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Chad: I got partnered with this awful person in class today for an activity.
Audrey: They can't be that bad.
Chad: They stole 3 cars last year.
Audrey: Oh.
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Mal: Does anyone know where Carlos is? And why are there nature videos playing on the TV?
Carlos, peeking his head in the room: Are the nature videos still playing?
Evie: Yes?
Carlos: Good. *leaves*
Jay: ...What?
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Audrey: We need milk, eggs and bread. Write that down on a list.
Ben: No need, I'll remember!
-An hour later-
Audrey: What did you get?
Ben, with Jay, Mal, Evie, and Carlos behind him: Four villain kids!
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Evie, covered in glitter: Okay, I have good news and bad news. Which one do you wanna hear first?
Mal: Let's go with good.
Evie: It's very unlikely I'll ever do that again.
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Harry: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Harry way.
Uma: Isn't that the wrong way?
Harry: Yes, but it's faster
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.