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Jay: Mal, I think you should play the role of my father.
Mal: I don't want to be your father.
Jay: Perfect, you already know your lines!
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Evie: How long have you been awake?
Carlos: I got 2 hours of sleep on Friday.
Evie: That doesn't answer my question... Also you know it's Monday right?!
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Evie: Where's Carlos? I heard the explosion, and he went missing.
Mal: I'm sure that's not a coincidence...
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Gil, on the phone: Hey Uma? My hands are stuck in a pringles tube... Both hands, yes... Look it's not important how I dialed the number, please just send help!
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Ben: Look, we need to talk about-
Mal: That place was already on fire before I got there.
Ben: Wait, what!?
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
