~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~

Part 65

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Mal: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I f*cked up bad.

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*Reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Jay: Thanks fam!

Mal: oh no

Carlos: *cries* I love you too

Evie: Sounds fake but okay

Ben: *A flustered mess*

Chad: Can I get a refund

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Mal: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Jay: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Mal: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Carlos: Actually I did the math, Jay would have $225, not $0.15.

Jay: Fam I'm right here....

Evie: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Mal: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Evie: Sorry I only have a dollar

Mal: :(

Carlos: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Jay would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Evie: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Carlos: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Ben: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Jay: Great chat everyone

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Evie: I think Jay was right.

Mal: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Carlos: He wouldn't do that.

Jay, entering the room: You're right, Carlos. I would never say that.

Jay: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Jay Told You So' on the back*

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Ben: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Mal: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Evie isn't

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