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Carlos: Jay won't wake up, what should I do?
Mal: Did you try kicking him?
Carlos: Yes
Mal: I'm out of ideas
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Carlos: I found a note in one of my old word docs that said note to self: Get revenge on Jay
Carlos: The problem is I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for
Carlos: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Jay: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Carlos: I can only assume you got what was coming to you
Jay: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it
Carlos: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
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Jay: If I didn't know better, I'd say you were scared
Carlos: Heh, scared?
*Absolute silence*
Carlos: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
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Doug, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Lonnie, standing in front of Doug: *takes a bit out of the whole KitKat bar like a maniac*
Doug, crying: Please stop...
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Jane: We should go to a haunted house this year!
Lonnie: Why? What's wrong with the one we live in?
Jane: Wait, what?!
Lonnie: Good night!
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.