Part 34

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Carlos: Jay won't wake up, what should I do?

Mal: Did you try kicking him?

Carlos: Yes

Mal: I'm out of ideas

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Carlos: I found a note in one of my old word docs that said note to self: Get revenge on Jay

Carlos: The problem is I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for

Carlos: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Jay: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Carlos: I can only assume you got what was coming to you

Jay: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it

Carlos: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

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Jay: If I didn't know better, I'd say you were scared

Carlos: Heh, scared?

*Absolute silence*

Carlos: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

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Doug, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Lonnie, standing in front of Doug: *takes a bit out of the whole KitKat bar like a maniac*

Doug, crying: Please stop...

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Jane: We should go to a haunted house this year!

Lonnie: Why? What's wrong with the one we live in?

Jane: Wait, what?!

Lonnie: Good night!

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