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Jay: Life is like Mal. It's short.
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Lonnie: I could kill you if I wanted.
Chad: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
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Evie: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Uma: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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Mal: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Audrey: That doesn't exist.
Mal: Not with that attitude.
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Mal: If you heard weird noises at night make weirder noises to assert dominance.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
