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Ben: What is your biggest weakness?
Harry: I can be uncooperative.
Ben: Okay, can you give me an example?
Harry: No.
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Ben: Can you keep a secret?
Evie: Do you know anything about my life?
Ben: No I do not. Good point.
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Jay: You're smiling. What happened?
Mal: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Evie: Chad tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Mal, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Evie, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Lonnie: Hewwo.
Ben: Hihiiiiii!
Mal: Greetings, Humans.
Uma: Three kinds of people.
Carlos: I want pudding.
Harry: Four kinds of people.
Jay: WHAT'S UP F*CKERS?
Uma: Five kinds of people.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.