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Jane: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Chad, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Jane, sighing: I can name a few people...
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Ben: Guys, Harry is missing.
Uma: Good.
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Uma: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Harry and Gil: Awwww-
Uma: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
Harry and Gil: Oh.
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Uma: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your cr*p... have fun figuring out which one.
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Gil: Hello friends!
Everyone:
Gil: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.