Part 62

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Mal: *Walking into a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Audrey: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKING STAIRS

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Ben: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Jay: Thank you

Ben: I didn't say that was a good thing

Jay: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Evie: Good morning.

Carlos: Good morning.

Ben: Good morning.

Jay: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Mal: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS

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Evie: What does 'take out' mean?

Carlos: Food.

Ben: Dating

Mal: Murder

Jay: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Jay: I'm an idiot.

Mal:

Carlos:

Evie:

Jay:

Mal: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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