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Uma: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Gil, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!
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Lonnie: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Doug: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Lonnie: So blurple.
Doug: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Lonnie: Would you rather have fricking bleen? MOTHERFUDGING GRUE?
Doug: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
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Harry: Why are you like this??
Uma: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Jay: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Chad: That's 200%.
Jay: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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Harry: Hey
Uma: Hey?
Harry: I can't sleep
Uma: I can. Goodnight.
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YOU ARE READING
~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
