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Chad: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Uma: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
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Mal: I want a bf.
Lonnie: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.
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Carlos: We need a plan to beat them.
Jay: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Carlos:
Jay: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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Harry: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Ben: Not by the law!
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
