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Carlos: There is no future, there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Jay:
Ben:
Mal:
Everyone else at Carlos' surprise birthday party:
Evie: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Jay: Mal, we're hungry!
Carlos: Mal, what's for dinner?
Evie: We're hungry, M!
Mal, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Chad: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Doug: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Jane: I got distracted about halfway through.
Lonnie: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Jay: I'm 10 times funnier than you
Carlos: 10 times 0 is still 0
Jay: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Mal: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
