Part 43

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by xoxdarkrainbow

by xoxdarkrainbow

                                    
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Doug: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Lonnie: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. 
Jane:
Jane: *sobs*
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Jay: Look at the buns on that guy!
Carlos: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Ben: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Jay: I'm not going back to jail!
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Mal, driving Evie, Jay, and Carlos: So, how was your day?
Carlos: We almost got surprise adopted!
Jay: *nods head in agreement*
Mal: What?
Evie: We almost got kidnapped.
Mal: Oh, okay.
Mal: *slams on the breaks* WAIT, WHAT?!
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Harry: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Gil: They do.
Uma: Why do you say that with such certainty
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Carlos: What's it like being tall? Is it nice?
Mal: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Jay: We live in constant fear of the short ones who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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