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Ben: Hey Jay, I like your... backpack??
Jay: Thanks
Carlos, clinging onto Jay's back: Thanks!
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Ben: Any cute things to call your boyfriend or girlfriend?
Evie: Sugar
Carlos: Honey
Jay: Flour
Mal: Eggs
Jay: 1/2 lbs of butter
Mal: Stir
Jay: Pour into a pan
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Chad: Hey Carlos, spell 'icup'
Carlos: E-Y-E-C-U-P
Chad: ...
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Mal: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Evie: M, NO! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!
Mal: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Evie: YOU ARE GOING TO BURN DOWN THE HOUSE
Mal: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES
Evie: MAL PLEASE
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Carlos: There are only two types of food in this world
Carlos: Food I've eaten and food I have yet to eat
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.