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Carlos: I owe you one.
Jay: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Carlos: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Jay: Three words.
Carlos:
Carlos: Marry me.
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Carlos: I'm in love with you.
Jay: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Carlos: I know.
Jay: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Jay: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Carlos: Wow. They sound stupid.
Jay: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Carlos: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Jay: I guess you're right. Hey Carlos, I love you.
Carlos: See! Just say that!
Jay: Holy freaking-
Carlos: If that flies over their head then, sorry Jay, but they're too dumb for you.
Jay: Carlos.
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Mal: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Jay: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Carlos walks in*
Jay: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.