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Mal: I only feel one emotion, and it's anger
Ben: Last night you texted me a hundred heart emojis
Mal: ...Out of anger
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Mal: I'm trying out a new signature. Can you look at it for me?
Ben: Sure, test it right there.
Mal: Cool, then-
Mal: ...
Mal: Ben, this is a marriage certificate.
Ben: Yes, and what about it?
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Ben: Help me please! I lost my girlfriend!! Her name is Mal!
Police: Calm down. What does she look like?
Ben: *sobs* Beautiful
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Mal: I could get killed! Or worse, Ben could give me a lecture on responsibility again!
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Mal: I spent so much time becoming a good person that I forgot I'm an amazing liar!!!
Ben: Always the kind of thing that you want to hear from your girlfriend.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
