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Doug: I am strong! I beat Carlos in arm wrestling!
Jay: Anyone can beat Carlos in arm wrestling.
Carlos: Hey-
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Harry + Gil: *exchange mischievous glances*
Harry: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables.
Gil: Coconut oil is made from coconuts.
Harry: So baby oil-
Uma: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?!
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Evie: No this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?-
Mal: Your life?
Evie: I- Well yes, but-
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Chad, whispering to Audrey: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Jay without him noticing?
Audrey: Hey Jay, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Jay: *takes and swallows the tracker* Pay up.
Chad: ...
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Carlos: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're comfy, but because the sleeves are big and I get to flop them around and smack people.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.