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Gil: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Doug: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Chad: Pick a card, any card.
Jay: Fine.
Chad: Wait, that's my credit card!
Jay: You said any card.
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Harry: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Harry: That's why I own TEN guns.
Harry: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Jane: At this point, I'm holding myself together with glitter glue.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
