~~~~~
Lonnie: *carries all the groceries in both arms*
Jane: *reaches out to help*
Lonnie: *switches all of the groceries to one arm to hold Jane's hand*
Jane: That's not what I- okay
~~~~~
Jane, holding a fancy bottle: Is this soda or perfume?
Lonnie: *grabs and chugs entire bottle*
Lonnie:
Lonnie: It's perfume
~~~~~
Jane: How much did you spend on this date?
Lonnie: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
~~~~~
*Jane and Lonnie grocery shopping*
Lonnie: Are we done yet? I'm bored.
Jane: Yes, we're done...
Lonnie: *rejoices*
Jane: With this half of the shopping list.
Lonnie: Why must you be so cruel to me?
~~~~~
Lonnie: Are you going to be okay?
Jane: *tearing up, while standing barefoot on a lego covered floor*
Jane: yes...
Lonnie: Do you want me to carry you?
Jane: *quietly sobs* yes...
~~~~~
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.