Part 83

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Mal: 1. Grow up and have children.

Mal: 2. Hide babies all around the house.

Mal: 3. When my kid asks "Where do babies come from?", Respond with "Where DON'T babies come from?" and pull one out of a cabinet.

Chad: Example number 24876 of why Mal shouldn't have children.

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Harry: What do I have to do to make you happy?

Uma: Walk away.

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Mal: Each time I tell you those 3 words, I mean them more and more...

Mal: "Leave me alone."

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Audrey: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Doug: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations?

Jane: I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.

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