Part 89

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Ben: Stressed.

Carlos: Depressed.

Mal: Possessed.

Evie: Obsessed.

Jay: Impressed.

Gil: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Gil: I just wanted to join in.

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Evie: Would you slap Audrey-

Mal: Yes.

Evie: I didn't even finish!

Mal: Sorry, continue.

Evie: Would you slap Audrey for 10 dollars?

Mal: I would do it for free.

Audrey: Rude...

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Lonnie: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Gil: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Uma: But your way is sheer force!

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Lonnie: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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