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Ben: Stressed.
Carlos: Depressed.
Mal: Possessed.
Evie: Obsessed.
Jay: Impressed.
Gil: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Gil: I just wanted to join in.
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Evie: Would you slap Audrey-
Mal: Yes.
Evie: I didn't even finish!
Mal: Sorry, continue.
Evie: Would you slap Audrey for 10 dollars?
Mal: I would do it for free.
Audrey: Rude...
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Lonnie: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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Gil: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Uma: But your way is sheer force!
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Lonnie: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.