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Harry, dragging a huge box: Here's your birthday gift from Gil.
Uma: ... He's hiding in there, isn't he?
Box: [Giggling]
Harry: Yes.
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Ben: So what does your fortune say?
Mal, who ate the cookie, fortune and all: My what.
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Jay: Sorry to disappoint, Carlos, but you don't have a "mean look".
Carlos: Oh please, I'm sure I have a mean look! I'm sure it makes people quiver in their boots!
Mal: If by "people" you mean "adorable baby kittens", then yes. Before they wobble over and lick your face.
Carlos: [Glares daggers at them]
Jay: Aw, look at all the kittens coming over!
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Mal: Oh gosh, where did Carlos go this time?
Evie: What, you lost him?!
Mal: In my defense, he's like three inches tall!
Jay: [Inhales] CREEPER-
Carlos, jumping wildly in a huge crowd: AWW MAN!
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Ben: Hey Mal, what you up to?
Mal: Currently? Helping Audrey find her lost bag of M&M's I ate an hour ago.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
