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Jay: You know, I'm the most reasonable person in this group
Mal: You set the bathroom on fire yesterday
Jay: There was a spider
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Flight Attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small things are safely secured.
Jay: *looks down at Carlos* Do you feel safe?
Carlos: I swear I will hurt you-
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Evie: *opens a first aid kit* WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WILL CHEETOS?!?!
Jay: [Bleeding to death] It was funny at the time.
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Mal: What is this? Are you trying to suffocate me?
Ben: It's a hug, Mal. I'm hugging you.
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Mal: You better have a good explanation for this!
Jay: I have three, actually.
Carlos: Pick your favorite.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.