Part 8

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Jay: You know, I'm the most reasonable person in this group

Mal: You set the bathroom on fire yesterday

Jay: There was a spider

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Flight Attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small things are safely secured.

Jay: *looks down at Carlos* Do you feel safe?

Carlos: I swear I will hurt you-

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Evie: *opens a first aid kit* WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WILL CHEETOS?!?!

Jay: [Bleeding to death] It was funny at the time.

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Mal: What is this? Are you trying to suffocate me?

Ben: It's a hug, Mal. I'm hugging you.

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Mal: You better have a good explanation for this!

Jay: I have three, actually.

Carlos: Pick your favorite.

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