SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD// FIVE HARGREEVES

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The next morning Athena was rudely awakened by the sound of three annoying rats in Elliots kitchen. otherwise known as Five, Luther and Diego

She walked in with an angry look on her face "whats wrong with you?" Diego exclaimed

"Three annoying little rats, with brains the size of ping pong balls woke me up" she glared at the three "i need coffee" she begged turning to Five put the full pot in her hand

"Five Five wait thats hot-" Diego winced, waiting for the girl to drop it or shriek in pain

When he opened is eyes though the girl was holding it, from the bottom with a confused look on her face "you okay buddy?" she poured herself a cup and drank it

"How's your arm?" he asked, his eyes flashing down at the small bloody patch on the shirt she had stolen from elliot

"Not too bad" she replied

"Hows your thigh?"

"It feels like someone is eating my leg with a spoon, run me over in a truck filled with elephants-shall i go into more detail?" she said gritting her teeth

"No thankyou" Luther shook his head

They went back to their conversation "im...fine for three months until you showed up" she heard Diego say

"Yeah, i was here for a year and no one messed with me" Luther agreed

"Well, you should all be thankful for that time" she shrugged

"Even if it was my fault, which it isn't, we only have six days before the end of the world,and the closest anyones gotten to dad was that driveway at the consulate"

"Well..thats not exactly true" Luther put down the spatula he was making his dozen eggs with

They all turned to him "well, that's not exactly true"

"What do you mean?"

"I saw him" Luther explained his pathetic attempt of making contact with their father, the man decided that when he was homeless and smelly that would be the perfect time to crash his fathers fancy party

"Thats pathetic" Diego interrupted

"Yea well, at least he didn't shank my ass"

"No, bro he shanked your heart" he leant forward

Is that my bathrobe?" Elliot walked in

Athena snickered "busted" she made a face at Luther

"No" Luther lied

"Look, who cares what he shanked? He knows something about time travel" Five sat back

Elliot rose his hand "wait, why don't  you just do your thing and, uh time travel us out?"

"Anyone care to explain?" Five stood up

"oh this is fun" she grinned and Five gave her a childish look

"This first time he tried, he got lost in the apocalypse" Luther said his mouth full of over cooked eggs

"Second time, he ended up without hair on his balls" she rose her eyebrows stealing some of Luther's eggs than immediately running to the sink to spit it out

"He brought little lady over there with him, hence why shes the same" Diego turned to Elliot

"Last time i tried, i scattered my family across three years in Dallas,Texas possibly triggering a doomsday"

"And Athena" Luther grinned spitting egg out while he spoke

"What?"

"You said your family, you forgot her"

"...right" he poured himself a cup of coffee "anymore questions Elliot?"

"Uh, no"

She spat the egg out and slowly walked back into the room, trying to check on her stab wound "its time to get the umbrella academy back together"

"more Hargreeves to deal with great" She grabbed Fives coffee out of his hands took a sip than handed it back

"Hell, yea family meeting" Diego smirked

"Okay then,can one of you get Allison please?" Luther shoved another spoon of egg into his mouth

"You two still a thing?"

"Ew, you were serious about that?" she cringed and Five nodded reluctantly

Diego leant forward "do we need to talk?"

"No, shes married"

"Whoa dude, thats rough"

"I can handle it" he chuckled

"Ill get her" Five passed his cup to the girl

"Can you get Vanya without, uh, squeezing her to death?"

"Yea jackass" she glared

"Ill try"

Five gave her a look that said in her eyes said 'ill be back, don't do anything stupid' and than blinked away "uh..what should i do" Elliot pointed to himself

"Prepare for company" Diego grinned