SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD// FIVE HARGREEVES

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"Five? Athena?" Luther grunted, getting up from the couch as he heard the refrigerator door open "shit" he waddled into the kitchen

What he saw wasn't very pleasant, some would even say frightening. The two hovered near the refrigerator, chugging water like their lives depended on it, which technically it did "you two okay?" Luther's face crumpled up as he watched the two

"Were gonna need to be hydrated" was all the boy said as he shoved the bottles back in the fridge

"Hydrated?"

He walked over to the table, putting baby powder down his shirt and other places "what's with the baby powder?" Luther was getting more confused by the second

"It'll help with the itching" he said

"What itching? There's itching? What the hell is going on here?" Luther exhaled "you do have a plan"

"Well, it's a desperate move but..since our brain dead siblings are incapable of meeting a simple deadline, we have no choice"

"No choice about what?"

"I have to find myself"

She walked over to the two, crossing her arms "deep" she snickered, nodding her head  "we are going to do the unimaginable" she widened her eyes "meet up with our past slash future selves" she grinned knowing she was the one that came up with the plan

Five checked his watch "i just arrived in Dallas 15 minutes ago" She peered over his shoulder

"Should I be worried about you two?"

"Luther if you recall i was sent to 1963" he began doing stretches, Athena stepped away from the boy, flopping on the couch "On a job by the commission to make sure the president was assassinated"

Luther pointed his finger "oh! So, wait your old self is out there"

"Precisely" he rolled his neck

"What about Athena?" he furrowed his eyebrows

"Im there too, just- a little late?" she shrugged her shoulders

"No- you were very late" he huffed "i thought i was going to have to leave without you"

"Its not my fault there was a very pretty light store on the way" she crossed her arms "i mean- i had to go in it would be rude not too"

Luther ignored the girl "So your old selves are just walking around Dallas?"

"Walking around Dallas with a briefcase that can get us home"

"Oh my God, Five you're a genius" Luther's eyes widened She shot the boy a glare

"it was Thenes plan" he said putting his hands up, giving the girl a sarcastic smile "however, there are two significant problems with this plan" He turned around "problem number one: we are trained assassins, arguably the most dangerous assassins in the space- time continuum"

Five shook his head "If i know me, i'm not going to react kindly to bumping into myself and if i know Athena, she's not either, in fact thats what im worried about"

She chucked a pencil that was on the table at him "hey" she thought for a second "yea- i'll try and keep an eye on myself. Problem number two" she started "and this is the main problem here: your not supposed to exist in close proximity to yourself in the same time line" Five scratched his head anxiously while listening to the girl "the side effects can be disastrous"

"Side effects? What sort of side effects?"

"Well, according to commission handbook chapter 27 subsection 3b, the seven stages in paradox psychosis are.." she gestured to Five