-> karlity/crew boys oneshots [5] ✰

My very straight best friend 2 (karlity) 💠

The point was,his sexuality was a mystery.
Karl finished his drink and took off Quackitys glasses before tossing them on the rack.
Quackity:"Karl Jacobs that is extremely disrespectful and inconsiderate."
Karl rolled his eyes and put the drinks on the cashiers counter.
Quackity added a bag full of snacks.
Karl:"you brought money? Thats a first.."
Karl whispered while the cashier scanned their items.Quackity snickered.
Quackity:"yeah,I brought money.."
He laughed.

He didn't have to say the punchline,it was obvious that it was Karl's money.
Karl groaned before putting on a fake smile for the cashier.
"Anything else?"
Quackity:"rolling papers please"
The cashier turner around gave him the papers before Quackity gave him the money.
They got their change and took their stuff.
Karl:"have a nice night"
They smiled and left the gas station.
Karl:"rolling papers? Really?"
Quackity:"what do you mean,we're getting zooted tonight!"

Quackity jumped from joy before he got in the car.
Karl got in too and put the cups in the cup holder.
He started the car and looked at Quackity drinking his soda mixture.
He took it and put it back.
Quackity:"hey?"
Karl:"no drinking till were there."
Quackity:"what the- why don't we just eat here?!"
Karl:"cause! Just wait,we'll be there in a sec"
Quackity groaned and rolled his head back annoyed before Karl started driving.

There was about a minute of silence as Karl drove.
Quackity:"you don't have a girlfriend,do you?"
Ofcourse Quackity had to break it.
Karl:"haha,very funny."
Quackity:"im not kidding,you'd Tell me if you were dating someone right?"
Karl looked at him confused.
Karl:"well,yeah ofcourse?"
Quackity:"hm.."
Quackity nodded and looked out the window.
Karl:"you'd tell me too,right?"

Quackity:"I literally tell you about every single person I've ever nutted in,what do you mean-"
Karl laughed.
Karl:"fair enough...soooo has there been anyone...lately? Like,romantically,beyond just sex"
Quackity looked at him.
He looked him up and down,not in a "checking out" way,more like a "Jesus.." way.
Karl didn't see it,he had to focus on the road.
Quackity looked away again.
Quackity:"I guess not....you?"
Karl:"nope..same as you.."

There was silence.
Well this just got weirdly depressing.
Karl parked the car.
They were on a hill,Quackity didn't know why there was a dirt road that led to a hill,or kinda more of a cliff? But they were alone there.
Karl turned off the car and got the drinks before smiling at Quackity.
Quackity smiled back and rolled both of their windows down.
The two friends got out and climbed onto the roof of the car,stepping on the open window.

They sat next to each other and admired the view.
Trees and nature and what not.
Quackity sat criss cross while Karl had his feet over the windshield.
Quackity:"can I finally drink now?"
Karl smiled and gave him his weird concoction of drinks.
Quackity took a sip before getting some stuff out of his pocket.
There was silence,not awkward,just them preparing for the long talk they were about to have,it was bound to happen obviously.

Quackity rolled his weed into the new rolling paper while Karl dumped the snacks out of the plastic bag.
Karl sipped on his kinda melted slushy while he watched Quackity lick along the weed filled rolling paper before rolling a beautiful blunt.
Karl admired how magical his aura glowed in the night.
Quackity got out his classic blue bic lighter and covered the flame from the light breeze as he lit the joint.
Fuck he was hot when he was smoking.

Sure,he should probably stop but oh my god..
Quackity:"can I blow it into your mouth?"
Karl:"w-what?"
That caught him off guard.
Quackity spoke through his teeth,not wanting to waste the first hit.
Quackity:"I saw it on twitter,can I blow it in your mouth?"
Karl:"um..yeah,do it.."
Quackity nodded like he didn't even care.
He put the lighter down and finally inhaled.

Karl didn't know wether or not he was supposed to come closer or not.
Once he was done he got closer to Karl,
Karl looked into his shiny black eyes as Quackity parted his mouth open by his shin.
Quackity blew in the smoke.
Quackity:"cmon man,your supposed to inhale"
Karl quickly inhaled while he was still close.
Quackity pulled away and scoffed as Karl took in the weed and released it.
Quackity:"was that rizz or what"
Karl didn't care about Quackitys references,he really wanted to kiss him.

Quackity was slowly starting to go back to his joking way.
Karl got the blunt from him and took a hit,
Quackity chuckled.
Karl:"your so fuckin gay.."
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"oh cmon,you were so Into that!"
Karl:"No i wasn't,homo!"
Karl laughed with Quackity,except Quackity was slowly stopping to laugh.
Karl looked at him confused as he handed him the join again.
Karl:"what is it?"

Quackity:"whoaaa man...that's...uh,thats an unusual word for you to say..?"
Karl scoffed confused.
Karl:"what? Im literally-?"
Oh shit.
Karl realized,he wasn't out.
And your usually respectful Freinds saying homo out of no where didn't seem that natural.
Quackity:"uhh..."
Quackity was visibly weirded out.
Im not homophobic!! I love dick??!!!
Karl:"wait- i didn't mean that-"
Karl tried to explain himself.

Quackity:"you don't usually say that?-"
Karl:"no,Lex- please listen to me-"
Quackity:"i don't think you can say that?-"
Karl:"Lex im gay!"
Karl blurted out.
Quackity stopped talking and looked at Karl.
Karl looked at Quackity like he just confessed to murder.
Karl sighed and put his face in his hands.
Karl:"fuck.."
Quackity:"shit,really..?"
Quackity scoffed as he took a sip and hit.

Karl was disappointed in himself,this could change everything.
Karl:"fuck,fuck,fucking forget that I said that please-"
Quackity:"dude,its fine-"
Karl:"shut up,its not- im fucking gay!-"
Quackity:"beeee who you areeeeee"
Karl slowly looked up at Quackity,who was singing...he was dramatically singing.
Quackity:"for your prideeeeeeee,don't hiddeee-"
Karl:"what is wrong with you..."

Quackity:"just trying to cheer you up man,
cmon take a hit"
He patted Karl's back as he handed him the blunt.
I guess it was fine..?
Karl slowly relaxed his position again as he
un-Curled from his ball pose.
He took the blunt from Quackity and hesitantly took a hit.
Quackity scootched closer and put his arm around him.
Quackity:"its gonna be fine man.."

Karl lightly coughed as he exhaled the smoke.
Karl:"..yeah?"
Quackity:"yeah.."
Quackity took the blunt and hit it.
They both silently admired the view of the nature.
Karl:"im really lucky to have you...no homo"
Quackity laughed and took his arm back to himself so he could flick the ashes from the cigarette away from the car.
Karl looked at him,longing for a response.
Quackity put his head on his shoulder and took another hit.

Karl:"hey,no double hitting asshole"
Quackity scoffed and exhaled.
He looked up at Karl,silence.
Neither of them bothered to say anything,
They were to busy examining each others features.
Karl was starting to get nervous by Quackity looking at him so he decided to cut the tension.
Karl:"id appreciate a respon-"
Quackity kissed him.
He put his hand on his thigh to hold himself up,and kissed him.

Karls lips were soft,he tasted like blue slushy.
Karl ofcourse kissed back,but he was shocked.
Quackity pulled away right before Karl could put his hands on his cheeks.
He looked at Karl confused.
Karl felt fireworks go off in his heart,this was the best night ever.
Quackity:"hope that was okay...was it...?"
Karl:"I-I-I...uh,yeah!...um,that was so..Okay.."
Quackity:"really?"
Karl quickly nodded and smiled.
Quackity:"Karl you mean a lot to me..."
Karl:"is that what you tell all your girls?"
Karl was joking,but his voice was still breathless and awkward.

Quackity:"no you...your the only thing I care about and I..I've always been so obsessed with like,what you think of me and!—...i don't know..what do you think..?"
Quackity Kinda sounded like a drama kid reciting lines from a emotional rom com,but that joke was for later.
Karl tried to think of an answer,but it was obvious.
He grabbed Quackity by his hoodie and kissed him.