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Hookup (karlity) 💠♻️

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠/short and quick smut♻️
Song: tumblr girls - g-eazy
Okay so,wattpad is removing its emojis so I had to type out all of the smut,fluff,ykwim categories in my titles,I know it looks rlly ugly but I hope they fix it soon
(It could be eithers text pov so I just put both names)

Karl (loml) 🌜🍝🌛 /
Quackity (8 inch) 🌭🤤

Q:
Karl
Karl
Karl
U up?

K:
What.
It's 10PM and I need to study for a test tomorrow

Q:
Wanna come down to my car to fuck n get high?

K:
Can't.
Test.
Like I just said.

Q:
Please
Please bro please I'm so fucking horny
I rlly need u on this dick rn

K:
I can't

Q:
...
Y r u being dry?
Did I do smt?

K:
Just because I don't wanna fuck,I'm dry?

Q:
No no no
I just meant ur usually more enthusiastic

K:
I WILL NOT RIDE U 🌟🌟🌟🌟💞💞
like that?

Q:
Super corny dude..

K:
Seriously,fuck off.

Q;
What the fuck did I do????
If I did something wrong why wouldn't u just  tell me?

K:
You know what you did.

Q:
??????
I am oblivious to whatever u mean
Pls tell me?? I don't want you mad at me??

K:
You had sex w George???
Seriously,how big of an asshole do you have to be to fuck my best Friends after we've been fucking for weeks?

Q:
What the fuck are u talking about??
I would never do that??
He's your best friends that's totally off limits.
Also,I'm not attracted to him??

K:
Well you should've thought about that before you decided to flirt with him at corpse party and then PROCEEDED to TAKE HIM BACK TO YOUR PLACE

Q:
The fuck dude??
Karl I'm fucking telling you I would never do that
I did take him home but we didn't have sex

K:
Sure

Q:
I SWEAR
he was drunk and everyone was leaving so I asked him if he had anyone to take him home and since he was half asleep and basically unresponsive I took him to my apartment to let him sleep it out on my couch
He's been there before,and we didn't talk for the whole ride
We talked about you but that's it

K:
Me?
What,did you gossip?
What did he say to you??

Q:
No we did not 'gossip'
I just told him about how we met and stuff

K:
He already knows how we met?

Q:
Yk what
It's not important
Fact is,I DID NOT SLEEP W UR BEST FRIEND.
who even told u this??