-> karlity/crew boys oneshots [5] ✰

Two dicks,one twink (Quackity x karl ) fluff💠 5

Karl smiled as Quackity started the movie.
Karl:"you know id die for some onion rings right now.."
Quackity scoffed at Karl's random words.
Quackity:"wanna order?"
Karl hissed as he slowly looked up at Quackity.
Karl:"...I don't have any money..."
Quackity rolled his eyes,Karl laughed.
Quackity:"you are the definition of the 'weakest link'"
Karl smiled teasingly as he started to stroke his chest again,knowing it made that small tiny void in Quackitys heart feel manly.

He came a bit closer,purposely sliding out of Quackity till only the tip was in.
Quackity groaned,half annoyed,half amused.
Karl:"wanna give your poor,miserably broke best friend some cash so he can get some yummy onion rings to feed that....starving college students mouth of his?-"
Quackity:"I could feed you something else?"
Karl couldn't help but laugh at Quackitys corny suggestion.
Karl:"but I want onion rings...."

He looked down as he slowly started to slide out of Quackity even more.
Quackity:"a-alright,Fine!"
Quackity Said quickly before Karl could fully get off.
He quickly slid back down and smiled.
Quackity:"fuck!~ Fine! You fucking Win you stupid....bimbo..."
Quackity laughed,he was gonna say yes anyway since he just got some cash from his mom but Karl toying with him kinda turned him on.

Karl:"don't forget the sour cream-"
Quackity:"shut up,f-ggot."
Quackity Said out of fake frustration.
Karl loudly laughed at Quackitys weird outburst,Quackity couldn't help but laugh too.
He really didn't know why he called him that with such ease.
He watched karl die of laughter on his chest while he ordered the onion wings,trying to hide his laugh to seem unfazed.
Karl:"why would you say thattttt?"
Karl whined as he slowly started to calm down.

Quackity:"I have no idea Karl I am so sorry.."
Karl wiped his tears.
Quackity smiled,hearing Karl laugh so much made him so happy.
He knows this was supposed to be 'just a funny moment between two friends' but it was so much more than that,Quackity felt like his self worth increased by 30% whenever Karl would laugh at one of his jokes.
Like,sure Karl had the humor of a 12 year old boy who probably spent most of his childhood shoved in some locker watching 2014 gaming content.

But still,I say one thing and your STILL sitting on my dick and crying of laughter,I didn't know I was THIS funny?
Quackity took another sip of his hot Chocolate,
Trying to made his face go back to regular temperature from being so flustered.
Quackity:"there is something seriously wrong with you"
Karl scoffed and laid back down on Quackitys chest.
Karl:"whatever...'d you order my onion rings?"
Quackity:"yes Karl."
Karl:"how many?"
Quackity:"15"

Karl:"FIFTEEN?! Oh my god now way!!"
Karl cheered before kissing Quackity excited.
Quackity looked at him confused after he pulled away.
Quackity:"...their just onion rings?-"
Karl:"you don't get it,I've been craving them for DAYSS! Ugh,I'm so excited!"
Quackity laughed seeing Karl freak out about some onion rings was funny,but also sweet.
Most of the time,when Karl got this excited about something,Quackity couldn't really relate to whatever it was.
Ofcourse he'd get excited about stuff too,but it was rarely the same thing,and even if it was,
Karl expressed it a little more energetically.

Whenever Karl got excited,it would be about something like a childhood show getting rebooted,some clothing drop,getting something he's wanted for a long time,nice smells,going to a place with an incredibly specific color scheme that makes Karl's brain feel all tingly and happy,while Quackity would get excited about stuff like music,upcoming concerts,good grades,marrying Karl in the sims,dreaming about Karl,his future weeding with Karl,seeing Karl,kissing Karl,fucking Karl,
Looking In Karl's direction,and so forth.

The Karl-centric thoughts Karl obviously didn't know of,but still.
Karl always made sure to try his best to relate to Quackity whenever he was excited,and Quackity did the same.
Nevertheless,seeing Karl so excited about random little things Quackity wouldn't usually care about was nice.
Karl:"you should get yourself some too!"
Quackity smiled and changed the tab back to the place he was ordering from.
Quackity:"don't mind if I do."