My manager (karlity) ♻️

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Karl x Quackity
Smut♻️
Song: waa waa
Wasn't really feeling this smut but I hope u guys somewhat enjoy it,sorry for not post yesterday and yeah....
LMAO DID YALL SEE THE COLLEEN BALLINGER APOLOGY SONG I KNOW IM LATE BUT SOMEONE PLEASE LAUGH ABOUT THIS W ME😭

Quackity was at work,leaning against the stand of a mannequin while listening to a group announcement by his manager.
Well,he wasnt really listening...more..
observing?
Quackity worked at a store,grocery,clothes,
whatever,just your regular Walmart-like store.
He didn't care much for his job,he didn't usually put in a lot of effort since this was a minimum wage job and he could barley afford his one bedroom loft while also taking college classes,so he Just needed the money.

He stood there with his arms crossed before he leaned over to his friend Sapnap.
Quackity:" 'd you notice Karl's haircut?"
Sapnap scoffed.
George:"ugh,is he talking about Karl again"
George chimed in with a whisper.
Sapnap:"I did not notice,how interesting."
He said sarcastically.
Quackity looked his manager up and down.
"That blue shirt,those khaki pants,that stupid clipboard....fuck"
Sapnap:"dude"
Quackity snapped out of his thoughts.

Quackity:"shit,did I say that out loud?"
Sapnap and George quietly tried not to laugh in the back of the meeting.
George:"Jesus,we get it,you wanna fuck him,
Been there done that.."
Quackity and sapnaps heads jerked in George's direction.
Quackity:"what?!"
Sapnap:"George??"
George looked at them and shrugged annoyed.
George:"who hasn't flirted with him yet? Maybe to get out of freezer duty,I dunno..."
Sapnap:"YOU flirted with him?"

Quackity:"how does that even work,your so.....
Fruity"
George rolled his eyes.
George:"shut up Quackity,atleast I pretended to be into him,you ARE into him and still won't flirt-"
Quackity:"I flirt all the time this twink just doesn't take the fucking hint!-"
Karl:"Quackity,George,Sapnap,please be quiet when im talking"
He said loud enough for them to hear,they stood up straight again after being in gossip mode and looked at Karl.

He was bad at being demanding,he had a polite smile on his face.
Quackity smirked.
George:"oooooooohhhhh"
The other employees joined in,collectively mocking karl.
Karl rolled his eyes,he couldn't help but scoff.
Karl:"yeah yeah just get to work everyone"
He said before walking off to active the doors.
They laughed while the employees started spreading through the store.
George:"his ass does look really good in those jeans.."
Sapnap:"Quackity please tell me your freaked out by George being like this too"

Quackity:"I am,its fuckin weird..."
George smiled at them before walking off.
They all had to get to work eventually so thats what they did.
Quackity spend his days just wandering around the store,carrying boxes to look busy,
Repricing the items in electronics,playing a game with Sapnap where you guess customers life storys judging by their questionable outfit choices,eating food that might be laced with an edible and a grape soda while scrolling on pornhub for 25 minutes,not jerking off,just kinda favoriting stuff he could watch that night.

And after all that hard work,their 8 hour shift was over.
Quackity was walking towards the exit with his friends,ready to leave the store.
Sapnap:"drinks?"
George:"ehhhh..."
Sapnap:"Quackity,drinks?"
Quackity:"hell yeah,who's driving?"
Sapnap:"I'll call an Uber"
There were a few seconds of silence as they walked.
George:"Jesus,fine I'll go with you guys! You guys are soo annoying..."
Sapnap:"George,shut up."

Quackity scoffed and looked up from his phone and stopped.
Quackity:"shit."
Sapnap and George looked back at him confused.
Sapnap:"what?"
Quackity:"I forgot my wallet in the break room"
George:"idiot"
Sapnap:"dude cmon,its whatever,I'll pay"
Quackity:"as much as I appreciate your offer,I kinda need my condoms in an EXTRA LARGE and not a EXTRA SMALL-"

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