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Tinder (karlity) 🔱

Karl x Quackity
Lime🔱/mostly texting
I have no intro bc I really gotta get to school,but I'll add it later😭
Basically Karl's at work and he's bored so he decides to open tinder,the app the downloaded out of pure boredom and hornyness

Tinder 🔥

Karl - 22 - 3 miles away
He/him please
I get that I am very cool but please stop messaging me asking if I eat ass,I do not.
I accept and appreciate any cash and transaction payments,will send you my roommates feet pics for the right amount of cheddar 💸

Karl swiped right on a few people and went to sleep,and now he was checking them.
At work,because the store was open and he had no customers so what else was he gonna do? He didn't work minimum wage to actually pay attention to his job? Not in this economy.
He had a match,he smiled a bit,giving into the obnoxious feeling of getting male attention online.
He clicked on the matches profile.

Quackity - 21 - 4 Miles away
He/him/his
Looking for someone to watch the Lorax with and learn the choreography from the last song 'let it grow' to perform together in my living room
In an emergency,i can top btw

Karl smiled,he was cute.
He looked at the text he sent him a few hours ago.

Quackity (online✅)

Q:
You look like you know how to fold a fitted sheet

K:
Haha,what?

Q:
Sorry
I was gonna open with 'oh you like pronouns? Let me she/them titties'
But
Yk,maybe that would make u uncomfortable

K:
Well
I mean I don't really have 'tittes' so I'm not sure how I would respond 
But nice pick up line,9/10

Q:
Awesomeness
So wyd?

K:
I'm currently at work,very bored

Q:
Maybe I can entertain you

K:
Oh yeah?
Let's see if you can keep my attention.