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Grindr (karlity) 💠

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠 unfinished chapter
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PART 99!! HELP!!!😱😱😱
Guys I'm SO SO SO SO SO sorry about the late upload,I rlly wanna have the first chapter of the next onehsot book done by the first January but writers block is making it close to impossible

Karl was laying on his bed,scrolling on his Instagram feed while on call with George.
He was laying down on his stomach,bored out of his mind...among other things.
George:"-I mean,go outside,be productive or something?"
George scolded him.
Karl didn't eveuqn have the energy to argue anymore.
George:"if you whine about not getting laid instead of,oh,I dunno,GOING OUTSIDE AND GETTING LAID your a fucking idiot?!"

Karl:"shut up George..."
Karl said to himself,annoyed by Georges hypocrisy since George wouldn't dare flirt with some random guy outside.
Karl:"your literally the most cellabite guy ever"
George:"fuck off,I'm in a relationship?"
Karl:"yeah with your frigging mom..."
Karl said quietly trying to burn George,but it just sounded like it was coming from a 8 year old boy with a high pitched voice.
George stayed silent for a few seconds.

George:"....WHAT?"
Karl rolled his eyes and sighed,this whole 'dry spell' thing really wearing him out.
George:"why don't you just download Grindr like every other desperate gay guy?"
Karl:"cause- I don't know? It's weird..."
George:"oh REALLY? YOUR beyond downloading Grindr but you literally got spit roasted in college-"
Karl:"shut up,George?.."
Karl sighed.
George:"...so your really not gonna download it?"

Karl:"no,I'm not"
George:"so thirsting over guys on insta is more productive and will get you MORE dick than actually downloading Grindr and hooking up with someone in as soon as an hour"
Karl looked around confused,trying to see if George was watching him or something.
Karl looked at his phone in silence.
George:"....helloooo?-"
Karl hung up.
He wasn't gonna admit it,but George had a point.

Karl sat up and leaned back on his twin sized bed.
What's the harm?
He went on the AppStore and looked up 'Grindr',only to see the little cloud icon,he totally forgot that he had it a few months ago for 5 minutes before deleting it.
Karl re-downloaded it,and It only took a few seconds until he could open the app.
Karl was a little embarrassed that he was doing this,but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Karl opened the app,he created an account,
Added some pictures of him where he looked...
Approachable? Sorta gay.
He got settled in and started swiping left and right on profiles.
He did it for about 10 minutes until he eventually got bored and put his phone away.
Karl got more comfortable and turned on the TV,deciding to check in later.
"Later" ended up being an hour and a half 'later'.

The movie that Karl was watching ended,and it was getting dark outside.
Shifted position as the credits rolled across his TV screen.
He got some popcorn out of a bowl next to him with one hand,and the other grabbed his phone.
Karl swiped down to see if he had any messages.

Grindr🐻:
39 new messages!

Karl choked on the piece of popcorn he was eating as he read the notification.
He hit on his chest a bit to try and calm himself down as he opened the app.
Karl:"what the f..."
Karl trailed off,caught off guard by the amount of people wanting to fuck/meet/spoil him.

Messages🐻

🔸BIGBALLBARRY69:
     hey darling,what do u think about older men?😏

🔸12345imaveryhungguy:
     City? I'm 10'' btw

🔸FemboYlovEr333:
     Hi baby😍😍😍😍

🔸Silverfox973:
     I'll give you $1000 if u sit on my face,what do you say?

🔸Mynamejeff:
     I bet I could beat your fucking ass bro...

🔸FurrylookingforSNUGGLEZZ:
     What's ur fursona 0w0?

🔸imoverteninches:
     My dick is fucking HUGE

🔸Kurtangle:
     You look like the type of guy to play valorant

🔸Silverbear4729:
     I WILL PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR YOU TO FUCK ME SO HARD ALL OF MY TEETH FALL OUT PLEASE U ARE PREFECT FEMBOY TWINK PLS I WILL...

Karl scoffed at the odd messages.
He had a fun time talking with some people,
Basically trolling them until he got to a normal message from...

Quackity ••• 20 - 1 mile away
🔎About me:
Where the femboy twinks at

Karl smiled at the pictures he had,he was really cute.
He also looked...really familiar?
Karl went to the message he sent him.

Quackity✒️:

Q:
Hey I like ur shirt

K:
Thanks ;)

🟢Quackity is online!🟢

Q:
No problem
I have a cooler one though
So
Don't get the wrong idea.

K:
And what would that be?

Q:
that your cooler than me

K:
Ohhhh Right
No i Wouldn't dream of it,you seem VERY cool
I love your haircut,you look like a scene kid from 2008

Q:
I get that a lot

K:
Yeah I bet u do
Anyways
What's up?

Q:
Wdym?
Do you want me to say 'my dick' or either something like 'I'm eating pizza right now'

K:
Either is fine
But do u wanna come over?

Q:
For what?

K:
Sex?
Or we could watch a movie
Or we could play Mario kart
But I'd prefer sex first

Q:
Sure sounds good

K:
What sounds good?

Q:
...Sex?
Where do u live

K:
*******street,nr.1748 *****

Q:
Not to sound like a weirdo but you really shouldn't be giving out information like that after like 3 minutes of texting

K:
Clearly,I am desperate.
U coming?

Q:
Yeah I'll be there in 30 :)

Karl looked up,his room was a little messy.
But if he wasn't above downloading Grindr,
was he really above leaving his room messy for a stranger to come over and fuck him...?
Karl sighed and put his phone down before he started picking up clothes from the floor.
He managed to make the room look clean.
Just as he walked out of the bathroom he just took a shower in,the doorbell rang.

Karl smiled and walked over to it.
"It's Quackity...from....uh...you know?"
He said kinda quietly as Karl looked through the peephole.
He opened the door.
Karl:"hiii!-"
They looked at each other.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!-"
"YOU?!!"

Karl:"wh- what the fuck are you doing here?"
Quackity:"i-i matched you on Grindr- what are YOU doing here?!"
Karl looked around.
Karl:"this is my HOUSE-"
Quackity groaned.
Karl looked at him confused.
Karl:"you....you look so different?"
Quackity scratched the back of his head.
Quackity:"you do too..."
Karl sighed and smiled before going back inside.

He left the door open,so Quackity assumed he was supposed to follow him.
He closed the door behind him and quickly followed Karl to his room.
Karl:"i haven't seen you since high school in like....2015"
Quackity:"yeah that was quite a while ago"
Karl dimmed the light and got on his bed.
Karl:"how've you been?"

Quackity:"uh...I'm pretty alright,law school major and what not..."
Karl nodded before he looked up at Quackity.
Karl:"....are we gonna fuck orrrrr what?"
Quackity:"oh,you want too?"
Karl looked around confused.
Karl:"i literally just took off my shirt?"

I know u guys asked for a part two
but...💔