It had a been an entire WEEK since Damon stood me up, and uh know wah have me fucked up tho?
The fact say the nigga talk bout him disappointed inna him self, and him need a few days to think and work on him self so that he can be a better man, and this was sent in one of his texts that I just read, and ignored.
He had the audacity to try and flip things around and Gwan like say a next date can make it up, but once bitten, twice shy.
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SMH🙄
"Hey baby. Can talk to uh now?"
"Wah uh wah?"
"I've done some thinking, and I think
that I want to move forward in this relationship,
and to forgive you for what you did, and I
hope that we can move on."
"Umm...??"
"Mi nuh wah talk bout dis ova the phone.
Come over."
"Pause."
"??"
"Weh uh mean by YOU decide say
we still deh sir? For as far am I'm
concerned me single🤨🤨.
"Mi nuh wah do dis ova the phone.
Just fawud a mawning early nuh
badman.
"Yah go siddung ova deh, and wait till
the hair pan uh balls tun grey."
"Ah."
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Kissing my teeth, and placing my phone down to get back to studying I soon heard the vibrations signaling that it was ringing, and I closed my eyes letting it ring until it stopped.
Mi busy.
Kissing my teeth once more as it began to ring once again I finally picked it up.
"Talk fast caz mi busy.
"Busy doing what? Caz uh full up uh head say uh single uh deh a next man yard already!?" He accused and I kept my cool as I placed the phone on speaker as I got back to wring my notes.
Mi nah fail not one single course fi nobody.
"Uh nah ansa me? Dat mean a true dem." He said and I immediately began to sing that one Alkaline song in my head.
"Thea? A wah do dah big pussy gyal yah man a come Gwan like say she nah hear mi!? ThebloodclaathA!"
"Never did know say bloodclath inna mi name. Kinda like the sound a it tho." I said unaffected by his anger that was seeping through the phone, and that seemed to have enraged him even more.
"Like uh have uh thousand man dem fi real enuh likkle gyal. Mi nah ramp wid uh ehuh."
"Nah ramp neither B. Ramping affi likkle pickney, and mah big peoples." I said just to provoke him even more.
"Uh feel like a chatting this!!??? Mek me Eva see uh any weh yet gyal me ago blood up uh face. Me ago fuck uh up mek uh people dem cah even recognize say a you. Uh see how uh love paint up uh face like say yah clown. Acid mi ago acid uh bloodclath mek deeven make up can save yer gremlin looking bitch."
"Aye mi will come a uh yard gate like me a Jehovah witness yer caz uh words nav no badness backa it so betta uh lack chat." I said kissing my teeth as I felt myself slowly beginning to lose my cool.
"Shut up ova deh so enuh caz ni know weh uh live."
"Den pull up pussy. Pussy. Uh ova deh so a run uh chattings bill and uh know say whenever mi see uh a silence. Aye Damon don't get me iggy enuh caz like uh figat who bloodclath Thea Emeilia Prince is!!" I said getting off my stomach on my bed for he just struck the wrong nerve.
Dah likkle wanna be bad man yah just fi use him mouth fi suck pussy and done, caz a mussi caz him nyam pussy so much mek him act like one.
"Mi will fuck uh father and give him a son weh him actually wah yer. A son who fah life him will stay inna, and me and uh side chick let loose, Pacific Ocean, Marianna trench ole madda annuh the same ting yer so if yah look smaddy fi cuss and bully go look fi she caz a she mek the mistake and bring uh yah!!" I hissed saying what's on my mind not giving a fuck of consideration his feelings, for my patience and filter was now flung through the window.
"Uh fi glad say mi respect uh madda enuh."
"Eeh nuh. Gwan respect smaddy weh Deven know bout uh existence. Gwan swell uh head thinking that she likes you, and a me affi tell har fi play nice yer." The cat was out of the bag.
My mom may seem as if she likes every one, but she is fake as shit and Eva a chat shit bout people.
"B just done offa the foolishness nuh. Mi call uh so we coulda just work this out." He said softly and I kissed my teeth, caz dah likkle boy yah will mek me run ova him head with one trailer truck.
"Ntn nuh deh deh fi work out caz like me say me single."
"Just easy nuh. Yah go mek caz a one mistake uh dash weh we have? We Deven reach one year inna we relationship yet. Clean slate?" He asked, and I chuckled unamused.
"Honestly, mi genuinely worry bout uh more while. Are you ok?? Like genuinely ok?? Uh mind really formed the thought that after everything uu say and do your half assed 'apology' ago fix ntn? Lmaoooo!!! Damon come off a mi phone. Mi blood pressure too high fi dis." I said sitting on my bed as I felt mi head back tighten.
"So just caz mi couldn't come a di date weh you force me fi ask uu pan uh vex? Uh childish and petty bad enuh. A mussi di bead dem weh uh Eva a wear a trick uh into believing say yah still pickney. Grow up Thea."
"No you grow up! Uh keep a fool uh self into thinking that you're so mature, when yah one likkle punk. Uh nuh ready fi dis at all. Isla is more of a man than you and she is a WOMAN!!!! She buy me flowers and she showed up!! You never try even do much as pick two creepaz bush and dash pan me and say 'ee dawg'. She always shows up!!! Where were you huh!!?? Where the fuck were you Damon Alexander!!!????" I yelled.
"So A wah you cah buy me flowers? A man alone fi buy flowers!? Me see it seh uh Neva did really love me man caz look how uh easy fi walk weh. Fight fi uh man if uh love him fi real. Uh nuh real Thea and mi prove dat long time. And mi see it say everything me and you a talk uh Eva bring up uh suck hood cousin like she have nuh relevance yah! Bet a she a full up uh head a fuckry."
"Suck ho-alright yk wah good night caz a deh so mi draw the line. Call me whatever pretty names uh wah, but as soon as uh invoked smaddy weh mi care bout uh automatically dead to me." I said hanging up feeling disgusted that even I liked him any one point.
Man coulda be so much of a Crawsis?
No sah.
Betta eve did.
Neva mind.
Mek me keep ni mouth shut caz mi nuh wah God fi come strike me.
CZYTASZ
In the Dark
Romans"Uh look so like uh see duppy mumma. Or a uh reflection uh see?" Asked the driver, and I squinted as I tried to get a good look of his face, and he chucked and turned on the roof light when he realized, and I kissed my teeth and rolled my eyes when...
