"Xavier open uh mouth and swallow the pill nuh bad man." I sighed as I held an advil in one hand, and a cup of water in the next.
"Noooo." He whined as he went under the covers.
If I lick dah bwoy yah cross way side him head essi.
"Xavier stop wid di foolishness and come tek the pull, caz a you a complain say uh head a hurt uh."
"Dat too big. Mek it dissolve inna likkle juice nuh. Or crush it fine mek mi sniff it."
"Xavier!" Aye mi will cuss bay Bomboclaths inna dis enuh.
"Likkle bwoy either uh swallow the pill by uh self, or me ago stuff it dung uh throat."
"Uh rough so? A so yah go shout offa mi son when him bawn?"
"First of all, a one daughter yah get, and second of all she ago be a thug like har madda, and not a pussy like a har fadda."
"Aye gyal a who yah call pussy?"
"Xavier no!" I laughed as he grabbed onto me pulling me on the bed, as he kissed and licked my face.
"Xavier stop nuh! Di both a we cah sick same time." Aye a caz him sick enuh mek nuh tump him.
"Apologize."
"For? After annuh lie me a tell."
"Alright alright sorry!" I screamed as he tried to kiss me again, and he let me go and I quickly junked off the bed, running to his connected bathroom to go wash my face and hands and gargled some mouth wash.
"Uh extra enuh." He shook his head as I returned from the bathroom spraying Lysol all over my body like a perfume.
"Mi get sick last week already. Me cah afford fi sick again."
"A weh yah go?"
"Weh uh mean?" I rose a brow as I took my shirt off putting a bra on.
"Caz an only when yah go someweh me see uh a put on brassiere."
"Aye move uh bloodclath." I laughed as I fixed my hair.
"A uppa yard me ago go fi some chicken foot fi di soup fi uh."
"Oh. So why yah put on brassier?"
"Xavier uh wah me fi tek it off??" I kissed my teeth, caz a so him did annoying when him sick?
"Mi Neva say ntn mumma." He raised his hands in defense, and I sighed picking my phone up off the night stand and was ready to go until he called me.
"Babes?"
"Weh uh wah now?"
"Uh can turn up the AC and fluff the pillow under mi head and put one under mi ankles please?"
"Xavier." I rolled my eyes caz from morning him a Gwan like say him a king.
"Please nuh baby. Me feel like me head ago explode. Uh can twist round mi socks fimme too? Me feel like me ago see di light. Doh leave me alone too long."
Doing as he said and giving him his pillows, I had to resist the urge to strangle him.
"Mi soon come. Behave uh self while mi gone and watch the cartoon. If uh see any light, lock uh yeye and walk back way from it."
"Thea?"
"Yes Xavier?"
"Uh love me?"
"Yes Xavier."
"Mi wah one all black funeral yer, and doh mek none a di man dem participate caz dem ago joke out di ting and mi cah mek dem mek Jesus send me gah hell."
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In the Dark
Romance"Uh look so like uh see duppy mumma. Or a uh reflection uh see?" Asked the driver, and I squinted as I tried to get a good look of his face, and he chucked and turned on the roof light when he realized, and I kissed my teeth and rolled my eyes when...
