Like mi talk too quick and bring dung this pan mi self, or me a just one sack a salt?
"Amir put dat down." I sighed as I changed Amira's diaper.
How dem pickney yah a shit so much.
"Anty! Anty! Anty!" He kept tapping me on my leg as I tried to fix Amira's diaper and she was getting fussy.
"Amir Gwan fi Zuri and mek sure say she nah put ntn inna har mouth nor go upstairs."
"But Anty!"
"Amir just Gwan go do dat nuh please."
"No Anty!"
"Amir just Gwan go do wah me say nuh bad man and just listen fi once and stop Gwan like say a you a di adult and know everything!" He became quiet as he began to pout, and then he peed himself.
Oh yeah.
Him did say him wah go potty.
Shit.
"Athena!" I yelled on the top of my lungs and she came running down.
"WAHM!?"
"Me need help. Now. Bathe Amir him peepee." I placed Amira in her little bouncing chair thing caz she did get tired being a month old I guess.
"Why me affi bathe him?"
"Uh wah watch all di baby dem den?"
"Weh him bag wid him sumn dem deh?" She pulled him by the shirt to the bathroom, and I removed the carpet placing it outside in the sun.
Mi will wash it tomorrow or so.
After wiping and drying the floor, I turned the TV off for the younger ones were sleeping, and I transported them to my room ensuring that a pillow was between all three of them.
Hopefully me get couple hours.
"Hey."
"Hi." I said a bit startled caz when him reach in yah.
"Uh look tired." He said pulling me into a hug, and I just melted in his embrace.
"Uh fuck. Today seal the deal. Mi nuh wah not a pickney."
"Eeh? And it's only been two hours? Uh hungry?"
"Can eat sumn Yh." I sat on he couch with him.
"Thea yah fi go come put on uh bad breed nephew clothes enuh caz mi nuh wah affi tie him up enuh."
Sighing I got off the couch and climbed up the stairs to her room where Amir was covered in baby powder as he jumped on her bed.
"Tayy! Jump."
"Come Amir a nap time."
"But I'm not tired." He was still jumping.
"No, but me wah sleep so you can do whatever uh want after mi put on uh clothes."
"No! No clothes." He ran and dove into her pillows hitting his head on her bed head, and I began to a laugh as I pulled him by the leg.
"Dat uh fi get."
"Owwwuh~." He rubbed his head giggling as if ntn did funny.
Dah boy yah mad enuh.
"There. Gwan bout uh business." I threw him back onto the bed as soon as I was finished and he giggled climbing off as he followed me down the steps.
"A dem fuck-oolery yah dem pickney yah watch nowadays?" Xavier was sitting on the couch as he watched Blippi.
"Wah watch Bluey den?" I changed it to Bluey although Amir nuh like it, but dat a fi him business.
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