Me have one question.
Me single don't it?
So why me a have relationship issues?
"All now Xavier nuh ansa mi text enuh, and dat Gwan from Monday and now today a Tuesday." I said as Isla handed me another box a cake mix for I was stress baking.
"Just one day yah Gwan so fah?" She rolled her eyes.
"Mi belly a hurt me." I started my period this morning making things even worse, well it was either that or him actually puncture no cervix fi true.
"Yes caz all when him a drive him usually text me back, so yes me ago worry bout a day."
"Hurry bake the likkle cake pop dem man, and make sure say mi can taste the rum inna it." She said taking the Christmas wine sumn from my hand pouring in more.
Continuing to make the cake, I received a text notification, and I smiled when I saw that it was from Xavier and he sent me a tik tok, and I was about to respond he message me saying.
Xavier (Man Whore)
"Mi still vex wid uh so doh chat to me, but dis remind me a uh."
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It was a very insulting video of a baby kitten acting out, but at least mi know say him uh hate me too much.
Bloodclath.
Mi get dig outta one yam plantation fi go get planted inna one next one.
Eating the cake pops and going straight to bed after for Isla was spending the night, my alarm woke me up at 5 for I had school.
Mi Neva did ago go enuh, but a caz mi did promise Jianna say me ago help har wid di Accounts work, although it deh yah a mad me too.
"Oh so when me get me debit, but when mi give mi credit?" She asked as we sat under a Gazebo after class, and I nodded as I ate my gummy frogs.
Mi hate frog man Dan even man, so mi nuh know how dah sweety yah tie mi so.
"Alright so mi probably get the first part a di business now." She closed her book and I chuckled.
"Uh wah me drop uh somewhere? Caz it a get late." She offered, but I shook my head no, caz she a gah Golden spring side and me go way a Bull Bay, plus me supposed to meat Athena.
"No dat good man, but thanks. Friday before uh see me."
"Wah mek? Nah come tomorrow?" She inquired as I walked her to her car.
"No. Mi belly a hat mi. Cah manage."
"So uh sure mi cah drop uu closer by? Treez and town goodly crawny now wid school pickney." She said, and I sighed.
"True, and mi hats school pickney yf. Dem mek mi skin crawl."
"Caz most a dem bigger than uh inna body?" She teased, and I rolled my eyes.
"Ah uh can carry me gah 9 miles, but we affi go pick up mi sister."
"Cool." She said as I got in the front seat of Camry."
"No sah. Town crawny fi true." I said as we drove down King street approaching the stop light.
"See. And uh did wah mi fi mek uh stand up yah so. Where uh sister stand up?"
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In the Dark
Romance"Uh look so like uh see duppy mumma. Or a uh reflection uh see?" Asked the driver, and I squinted as I tried to get a good look of his face, and he chucked and turned on the roof light when he realized, and I kissed my teeth and rolled my eyes when...
