"Oh God just tek mi now. Mi ready fi go." Gianna groaned as she laid on her back on Tyler's bed with a wet cloth over her head, and I chuckled.
"A neva mi tell uh fi party wull night."
"Guys mi nuh feel well." Tyler excited the bathroom holding his stomach as he came to plop on the bed as well.
"Mi nuh know why mi drink so much last night. All pan mi head top mi reach."
"Dats why it feel like it a tear off now." I shook my head at Gianna.
"Room service soon come up fi unnuh, so unnuh try eat sumn and hurry mek we check out fi gah di airport caz we cah miss we flight."
"Guys mi look pregnant? Mi feel pregnant."
"Tyler nuh badda wid di fuckry." I rolled my eyes as he stood in front of the mirror caz a Neva just him a bawl bout belly pain, so how him come now a pose like him a tek maternity pics?
"Wah uh woulda do if uh pregnant?" Gianna sat up in. Es taking the towel off.
Ah bwoy hear yah
"Den mi send it right back to the senda. Afta annuh immaculate conception dis. Tell God say fi ramp wid Mary nuh mi!"
"Bro." I laughed as he kissed his teeth and I got off the bed retying my robe and leaving caz mi cah tek ee madness.
Mi have more packing fi do.
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"Thea uh did tek up mi chawga from offa di night stand?" Asked a frantic Tyler as he searched his carry on as we were waiting in line.
"Yuup. Uh fi thank God fimme. G uh nuh Miss dis?" I held up her Pandora ring and her eyes widened.
"A when dat come offa mi hand? Thanks yah girl."
"Unnuh need fi be more careful."
"Yes mommy." They said together in a toddler voice which caused people to turn and look at us, and I rolled my eyes felling embarrassed as they snickered.
Mi nah go no weh wid dem Eva again.
Who laugh last laugh best.
"Mi tyad." Tyler whined as we sat down waiting for to board our flight as Gianna made a dancing tik tok.
"Yeah Ravas. Alright dancing rebel." Tyler cheered her on as as he recorded her wid di flash on.
"Thea jump in pan dis." She beckoned me over as she did the stir fry, and I crossed my legs and arms shaking my head.
"Mi cah even stir much less the fry. Mi annuh ravaged baby. Me can only whine up mi likkle bady like me a DHQ."
"Mi seh she boring essi." She kissed her teeth taking up her phone, and I rolled my eyes getting up and stretching, bending over touching my toes and pulling my tights up.
"Yes fat pussy Thea. Now mi see why Xavier cah gi uh phone a break when uh leff di yard." Tyler laughed and I pulled my tights back down a bit caz the print was printing a bit too much.
"Uh know say uh mouth too dutty tho." I laughed as Gianna set the timer after setting up the phone, and I just watched her closely and followed her caz honest to God mi Neva know wah mi did a do.
"Yeah goody." Tyler cheered me on as I did the rifle walk and mi kiss mi teeth and go back go siddung caz mi know mk fava idiot.
"Unnuh cah tek mi fi idiot." I panted catching my breath.
"Now boarding flight to Cusco."
"Gyal grab uh bag and come on!" Gianna pulled me, and I grabbed my bag running with dem like a Home Alone we inna.
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In the Dark
Romance"Uh look so like uh see duppy mumma. Or a uh reflection uh see?" Asked the driver, and I squinted as I tried to get a good look of his face, and he chucked and turned on the roof light when he realized, and I kissed my teeth and rolled my eyes when...
