"Mommy uh see mi white strap slippers?" I barged into my mother's room heading straight for her closet, caz she and Tina love come shop inna mi place den fi get the address.
"Mi glad mi see uh, mi wah talk to uh."
"Bout wah?"
"Uh life style weh mi see uh pick up." Ah bwoy.
"Me a borrow dis." I took up her black crocs tucking it under my arm.
"Mi serious enuh likkle girl. Mi already talk to one pastor fi come gi uh one likkle talk to, and him a one correctional officer."
"Talk to mi bout wah?"
"Caz mi nuh feel comfortable living with one fugitive." Wonda if dah lady yah know say it too early inna di morning fi har foolishaness.
"Umm mommy, I think that you should get a hobby, and stop watch mi caz its like yha go mad."
"But look pan uh too nuh. Big big summer and yave school september morning, and before uh go look wuk, yah pack up bag bout yah gah party. Uh even ask fi permission??'
"Oh im sorry. Next time I'll print out a permission slip for you to sign mommy." I took up her travel bag from her closet putting the crocs and slippers, and her bikin cover up in it. Wonda wah else she have weh mi can borrow.
"Thea, uh feel like say me a laugh wid uh dont it?? Uh need fi go look wuk caz uh school fee nah go pay it's self, and like uh fi gat say you and Xavier leff, so uh nave no money a get" Ah, dat do it.
"Me and Xavier nuh affi deh fimme can gah school caz mi have a father!" I SLIGHTLY raised my voice, and she gasped holding her chest taking a step back, and I rolled my eyes at her dramatics dropping her Victoria Secret perfume in my bag after taking a whiff. She nah get dis back.
"A shout uh just shout offa mi likkle girl??' Tell uh bout dem pickney yah nowadays enuh, dem nave no mannaz. Innna my days uh think we coulda talk to we elders so??? One hot box we woulda get shot weh tiwst up we jaw corna."
"Okay boomer." I sighed rolling my eyes, with my back turned to her ofcourse.
"A one boomer uhh just call mi?? Mi look like say me a boom pan ntn to uyuh likle girl??'
"Nooo, not boomer-er, mi say boom-mer-"
"Aye liikkle gyal Gwan go look fi uh daddy yer. Oh." She kissed her teeth interrupting my explanation, so I just chucled leavung her romm feeling satisfied with my loot, as i went back to my room to finish packing my bag so that i could get ready to leave, caz dem a pick me a up a 9 nile inna less dan one hour.
Ah bwoy. Late bug Thea.
"Uh nah go some weh miss?" My dad asked as he entered the kitchen and saw me frying some fries and nuggets.
"Yup."
"So uh nah go late fi pick up?" he stole one of my nuggets.
"Yup."
"So weh uh inna di kitchen bout yah make food bout?'
"Caz me done ago late, so it nuh mek no sense mi late and hungry."
"Hmm true." He stole another nuggets wid him long gut seltf before exiting the kitchen probaby to go say hi to mommy caz him jusyt a come home from work.
"Let's see, do I have everything?' I asked myself as I looked at my two travel bags, and my back pack making a mental checklist of everything I needed, and it seemed as if I had everything.
Thank God mi did buy di things dem from SHEIN weh Xavuer did cuss mi bout caz mi wouldn't have had ntn fi wear.
Mi memba di day him clear di package and bring it come bout it cost him 100k.
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In the Dark
Romance"Uh look so like uh see duppy mumma. Or a uh reflection uh see?" Asked the driver, and I squinted as I tried to get a good look of his face, and he chucked and turned on the roof light when he realized, and I kissed my teeth and rolled my eyes when...
