"Cho Bomboclath man!" I kissed my teeth as I tried to blend out my concealer with my left hand, and it was damn near impossible, so I threw it on the table about to get up and text Gianna that I wasn't coming when Xavier who was laying on his back on my bed asked.
"A wahm to uh?"
"The fucking brush nah do it's fucking job, and mi fucking tired and mi will nuh go no fucking weh!!"
He sat up and he nodded as he listened to me rant.
"Wah mi do it fi uh?"
"Xavier just cut di fuckry and doh badda come ramp wid me." I kissed my teeth as I say I took up back the brush, and he came and stood behind me placing his hands on the chair as he leaned forward.
"Big woman thing."
Mi honestly nave no time fi him fuckry right now, caz Gianna and Tyler soon come, but mi actually intrigued.
"Ah mek mi see wah uh can do."
I handed him the brush, and turned around as I instructed him on what to do, and when he was finished I turned around and hummed as I looked at my eyebrows and face, and it actually looked good, so mi turn back round now and fold mi arms caz what di fuck??
"A wahm? Uh nuh like it? It wah blend more or uh wah mi add more a di white powder fi it bake?" He asked confused, and my stomach dipped.
"How the fuck uh know bout all a dat Xavier!!??? Which makeup artist yah fuck!??" I got up now caz sumn nah add up.
"Uh love chat fuckry?" He kissed his teeth as he went back to sit on my bed getting on his phone, and I looked at him through my mirror with bad yeye and I kissed my teeth caz if a Neva one ting mi raise up di chip Glock long time.
Putting on my lash and doing one more once over, I got up from my chair and went into my closet for what I was going to wear, then after I got dressed I doused my self with a generous amount of perfume and I fixed my wig combing it through and straightening it as he watched me.
"What?"
"Mi cah look again?" He asked as he stared at me over his phone, and I rolled my eyes.
"Affi look wid reason. Mi charge fi dat."
"Yave cash?" He asked, and I shook my head no.
"Nuh need cash, caz mi nuh supposed to a buy mi owna liquor."
"Uh figat already wah happen to uh di last time uh tek liquor from man?" Oh yeah. Whatever.
"If uh nah go gimme no cash why yah ask?"
"So wah yah try seh is uh only wah mi fimme money?"
"Uh just a a figure dat out?" I rolled my eyes as I plugged the flat iron out caz mi did done and ready fi go, and he chuckled as he placed his phone down.
"And when di money done wahm next?"
"Money done? Love done." I said as walked over to him to grab my heels from off the bed that was in the box, and he held onto my hand, and she looked into my eyes without saying anything, then he smiled and let me go.
"Nah wild uh man Thea."
"Ok Xavier." I put my heels on and Jesus Christ gyal look the fuck GooT.
The bayang ? Nyaming.
The fit?? Devoured .
The booty heels?? Mmmmm nom nom belly full.
"Wah?" I asked once more as he stared at me as he stood by the door as I took a video in the mirror my dress short and boobs practically out.
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In the Dark
Romance"Uh look so like uh see duppy mumma. Or a uh reflection uh see?" Asked the driver, and I squinted as I tried to get a good look of his face, and he chucked and turned on the roof light when he realized, and I kissed my teeth and rolled my eyes when...
