It was Monday again, and I was back at school despite me being tired and wanted to be anywhere but here.
"No sah a wahm to unnuh? Unnuh obsessed?" I rolled my eyes at Tyler and Gianna as they watched the video of my fight once more on IG.
"Mi nah lie Thea girl but uh mek mi heart skip a beat. A so uh did bad? Mi did know say uh likkle bit and facety, but mi did think say a chat alone uh did have. Mi nah stills. Mi nuh like ooman but Thea mi woulda pudding one hard one pan uh right now too." Said Tyler and I laughed.
"Right. Mi Neva know say she did have it inna har fi beat gyal send dem gah hospital, and Tyler yah fi go join the line caz a long time me a beg har one fuck. Me nuh like ooman but mi woulda breed you."
"A wahm to di both a unnuh today? Unnuh inna heat or sumn?" I laugh as Jianna caressed my leg that was thrown over hers. We were sitting side by side on the bench under a gazebo.
"Imagine the both a unnuh a look me and and like me off, but unnuh nah gimme no money. Unnuh nuh love me fi real den."
"Move man, yah money pest enuh." Said Gianna punching my leg, and I laughed.
"But Thea a how your braid dem fulla sand so?" Tyler now had a braid in his hand as he did a close inspection.
"Uh know say me did fi ask har from dis morning, but mi figat. Me see she post one picture last night wid man beach."
"Wah? Thea uh go cock it up and back it up last night?" Tyler laughed as I took a mirror from my bag.
"Say God know say sand still inna mi head."
"Just a likkle bit here and there, but uh affi fass fi see it, and we dat." They high fived each other as they laughed.
Mi nuh like dem enuh.
"Oh since we deh pan di topic a parties-"
"We were?" I interrupted Tyler.
"Anyways, unnuh a come di one weh a keep Satdeh night?" He asked, and I groaned.
"Thea uh better come enuh, caz a from last year me a beg uh."
"True dat. Me feel fi go dah one yer. Mi nave ntn a do weekend anyways." Said Gianna as they both looked at me for my response.
"UWI Eva a keep party. Why dem nuh change di name to party central and just done. Plus mi braid dem stale. Mi nave no clothes and-"
"Thea shut the fuck up caz mi tour uh closet already, and uh have clothes inna plastic still. Yah come, and me ago do uh hair. Me have one nice 40' inch bus down weh mi did a save fi uh how long now." Said Tyler, and I sighed agreeing caz there was no way that I can say no now.
"Alright, but a unnuh ago pick me up right?"
"Den uh coulda ask dat babes?" Laughed Tyler, then at the same time a group of girls walked passed us they looked at me whispering, and I rose a brow.
"A wahm? Unnuh nuh used to celebrity?"
"Uh love trouble so?" Chuckled Tyler as he interlocked our hands for I had stood up.
"Me deh pan chalk line man, so mi Neva did a plan fi do ntn stupid." I laughed as we walked to the parking lot telling Jianna goodbye caz she a leave early.
Tyler and I had a next class then a meeting so him ago drop me home.
No sah bad to bad me need fi start drive by mi birthday.
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"Thea wull dung uh ears before mi affi slap uh wid di comb nuh." Said an impatient Tyler, and I sighed.
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In the Dark
Romance"Uh look so like uh see duppy mumma. Or a uh reflection uh see?" Asked the driver, and I squinted as I tried to get a good look of his face, and he chucked and turned on the roof light when he realized, and I kissed my teeth and rolled my eyes when...
