The formula one family [2]

Part 21:discussion

Carlos Sainz

We were waiting for Flora and Jack. "Where is your daughter, we're going to be late?", asked Fred. All the drivers and team principals were waiting for Flora and Jack. "I don't know.", I said. Suddenly Flora and Jack entered. Wow. She looked, amazing. Nobody could say anything. "Holy shit.", I heard Logan say behind me. I turned around. "She's my daughter mate.", I said. "Admit it, she looks absolutely stunning.", said Logan. "Yes she does.", said Lando. "Alright, let's go.", said Christian. "Flora, you look amazing.", I said. "Gracias, Padre.", she said smiling. "No, but, wow.", said Charles. "Alright guys, done crushing on your own daughter?", asked Toto. "We were not.", I said. "No, but you look absolutely amazing, but we have to go.", said Toto.

Flora Formula

We went into the limo. "Ooh, champagne.", said papa. It was me, Jack, grandpa Toto, and all my fathers. "Literally a month, if we would have been in this situation in a month.", whispered to Jack. I smirked. "I know, it's ridiculous.", I said. I'm not an addict to alcohol, I did drank some, but I don't crave to it. "Too bad you two can't drink.", said dad Daniel. "I'm not sure if I want to.", I said. "I hardly agree on that.", said dad Lando. "I mean, I enjoy it. Then you come back home, and your girlfriend is home, and in that mood. You're going to have a good night.", said papa. "So have you been drinking every night? Because you've been having a lot of those nights.", I said. He stared at me with his mouth open. "You should move your bed, you're right next to the wall that connects our rooms.", I said. "Mate, you got busted.", said padre. "We don't do it every night.", said papa. "I guess you're that drunk that you never remember.", I said. "Believe me, once you will do it, you won't be able to stop.", said papa. "I'm not talking about that in a limo, next to Jack, or his father, or even now because I'm not even sixteen.", I said. "You can tell, maybe you and your boyfriend already did it?", asked Jack. "What?", asked dad Lewis. "He's not my boyfriend, and we haven't done it.", I said. "But you want to?", asked grandpa Toto. "I'm fifteen.", I said. "In a month sixteen.", said Jack. "Well, too bad you have to wait a little bit longer.", I said. "Oh. My. God.", said papa. "What, you've been so excited for me to have sex that you didn't realize that she has a boyfriend, exactly my age?", I asked. "Dude, I don't even want to know what you talk about at home.", said grandpa Toto. "I'm not planning on having sex with Penelope until she's sixteen.", said Jack. "What a gentleman.", said père Pierre. "This is to both of you, not on the couch, kitchen, in our rooms, and keep it quiet.", said père Charles. "Trust me, I wasn't even planning to do it in the house.", I said. "Why not?", asked papa. "I'm going to let you think for a while.", I said. "Well, we won't bother you.", said papa. "No, but you'll wait, kick the boy out of your house, and then ask how it was, like you didn't storm in.", I said. "Wait, what?", asked Jack. "Then where are you going to have sex?", asked dad Lando. "Not at home.", I said. "Too much information about people their sex lives.", said grandpa Toto. "Don't you know your son does it?", I asked. "Wait, what?", asked grandpa Toto. "I do not!", said Jack. "No, you're going to regret November.", I said. I was talking about no nut November. "Oh my god.", he said. "What's wrong in November?", asked papa. "I'm surprised you of all people don't know.", I said. "What is it?", asked papa. "It's where you don't do anything, that has to do with sex. I think.", said père Charles. "You just can't masturbate.", said Jack. "How do you know all this stuff?", asked grandpa Toto. "Dad, I'm fifteen.", said Jack. "Yeah, fifteen, heard that Flora?", asked papa. "Boys and girls have a pretty other vision on sex.", I said. "What's different?", asked dad Lewis. "Men like to touch their dick and play with it every minute, women don't crave to it, that much.", I said. "Wowoowowow.", said dad Lando. "We don't always crave to it.", said Jack. "Why are you even a part of their conversation?", asked grandpa Toto. "Because my girlfriend is Max his sort of daughter, this is good information.", said Jack. "We indeed don't crave always to, that.", said père Charles. "Well, you crave to racing, and getting laid after the race, but you're too busy with racing. Other people, who don't race, that's another story.", I said. "Yeah, remember that boy, in erm, where was it?", asked Jack. "In Silverstone, that was madness.", I said. "What happened in Silverstone?", asked dad Lewis. "Now that you want to know?", I asked. "Yes!", said padre. "He just said a really good pick-up line.", I said. "Which one?", asked dad Lando. "He said, are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you. And his friend said, are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my dick.", said Jack. "Damn.", said père Pierre. "It was quite funny.", I said. "I would have given him some tips.", said dad Lewis. "No, you have to smack the hell out of that kid!", said grandpa Toto. "So, if I say something like that to Penelope, you want them to smack the shit out of me?", asked Jack to his father. "Who uses pick-up lines?", asked grandpa Toto. "Alright, I don't know what they did in the years before BC, but here, that's the way to attract a woman.", said Jack. "No, it's not.", I said. "You're an exception.", said Jack. "How did you do it with my sister?", I asked. "I'm not saying that in front of her father.", said Jack. "No, go ahead, I'm curious.", said papa. "Believe me, you don't want to know.", said Jack. "How did you do it?", asked grandpa Toto. "When you walk up to her, you smile, and you just say hi. And after a while it works. And I have to let her know, that I want more. And eventually she knew.", said Jack. "Yeah, when? When she was crying?", I asked. "Well.", said Jack. "That's just abusing the situation.", I said. "Well, she kissed me first.", said Jack. "Yeah, how?", I asked. "That, is not your business.", said Jack laughing. "How?", I asked. "Just a fast kiss on my cheek.", he said sighing and closing his eyes. "Dude, the amount of control Flora has over you, it's abnormal, be the man.", said dad Daniel. I looked at him. "What?", asked dad. "Should I let Heidi know that?", I asked. "I'm the dominant one in the relationship.", said dad. "Yeah, remember that time, when you said before leaving the house, that you weren't going to buy anything. You came home with 20 bags full of clothes.", I said. "Well, I'm definitely the dominant one.", said papa. "Why, just because you carry a dick and an ego from two towers long doesn't mean that your dominant.", I said. "Well, too bad that dick is making sure I am.", said papa drinking from his champagne. I scoffed. "You wish, you should know what Kelly says about your dick.", I said. "Wait, what?", asked papa. "No, I'm joking, she said she really enjoyed it.", I said. "Why does she even talk about this with you?", asked grandpa Toto. "She didn't, I just overheard it.", I said. "That's not nice, listening to a conversation about your fathers their, dicks.", he said. "Well, I guess the craving for sex maybe is there.", I said. "Really? We still need to do the talk.", said dad Lando. "No worries, Kika, Alex, Kelly, and Heidi already gave me the talk.", I said. "That's good.", said papa. "What were you going to say anyways, you're not even a woman.", I said. "Well, I could have told you what men like woman to do.", said papa. "I think the main thing is to give you satisfaction.", I said. "Well, yes. But, in like the process.", said papa. "What?", I asked. "Do you know that men enjoy it when the woman puts on the condom?", asked papa. "I know, Kelly told me all about that.", I said. "Alright, this is starting to concern me.", said papa. "You also like her to make, some noise.", I said. "Makes the situation flare up.", said papa. "Well, moaning until your voice is done the next day? That's some badass shit.", I said. "Well, believe me. It's good.", said papa. "Yeah, just like the constant kissing, and almost biting her skin?", I asked. "I get taken away with the situation.", he said. "And what about the clothes?", I asked. "Collateral damage.", said papa. "Collateral damage?", I asked. "Yep, shouldn't wear those clothes.", said papa. "No, if it was your choice you would take something that is easy to take off.", I said. "Makes it a lot easier, and more time for sex.", said papa. I scoffed. "But you know how to put on a condom, right?", asked papa. "Your way or someone else their way?", I asked. "Erm, both?", he asked. The car stopped. Someone opened the door. "Finally.", I said stepping out. "Damn, I wish I could forget that conversation.", said Jack. "Well, good luck, but we have a pretty good memory.", I said. "No kidding.", said Jack. "Damn, I am not driving with you guys back to the hotel.", said grandpa Toto when we were out of the car. "I'm not even sure if I want to join them, Max, what the hell do you do during sex?", asked dad Lewis. "Well-.", said papa. "I don't even want an answer to that.", said dad Lewis.