40 | that's what she said

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S2 E10

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S2 E10

much too much






"AH, THE HOLIDAYS MAKE people stupid." Maddison complains as Meredith approaches her. "I just pulled 15 staples out of a man who thought he could handle a staple gun." She tells the girl, who just grabs her arm and drags her. "Spoiler alert, he couldn't." Meredith continues to drag her. "What are we doing?"

Finally, the two approach Cristina and Meredith lets go of the girl.

"Hey." Meredith tells them.

"Hi." The other two replies, confused.

"I'm gonna take this opportunity to be someplace else." Burke tells Cristina, who had been conversing with him, making Cristina scoff.

"Steve's labs came back clean." Meredith tells them.

"So?" Cristina asks.

"So, someone needs to induce vasoconstriction." Meredith says.

"Oh, nice try with the fancy word." Cristina laughs.

"He needs an enema and the answer is no." Maddison tells her.

"I can't do it." Meredith replies.

"Oh, come on you let a guy you pick up in a bar see you naked and you can't give him an enema." Cristina tells her.

"Totally uncalled for." Meredith says.

"Yeah." Maddison nods.

"Well, I am keyed up and cranky." Cristina replies.

"Yeah." Maddison nods again.

"Would you stop that?" Cristina tells her.

"Stop what? Agreeing with you?" Maddison looks at her.

"I would do it for you!" Meredith tells them.

"Oh, really?" Maddison challenges.

"You would give Burke or Liam an enema?" Cristina asks.

"Yes!" Meredith answers.

"Sure." Maddison replies, not buying it.

"Uh huh." Cristina adds.

"Maybe. No." Meredith says. "But that's not the point."

"How is that not the point?" Maddison tells her. "I am not giving your slutty one night stand an enema."

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