S2 E12
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"DOES THIS HURT, Mrs. Grey?" Alex asks, feeling Meredith's stomach.
"Yes, Doctor." Meredith replies, in an old woman voice.
"How bout here, does it hurt here?" Alex asks, touching her back.
"Yes, it does." Meredith nods, and Cristina and Maddison walk into the hallway, looking at the two, weirded out.
"Okay, seriously if you're that lonely there are excellent vibrators. I can give you a catalogue." Cristin says.
"Yeah, I have a new one." Maddison nods. "Haven't needed it since Liam comes over."
"He failed his medical boards. I'm helping him study." Meredith tells them.
"You failed your practical?" Cristina asks, as the two girls walk up.
"Glad to know you can keep a secret, Grey." Alex tells her.
"I kept your secret, it didn't do you any good." Meredith says, turning to the two. "He needs our help."
"Haha." Maddison chuckles, but stops as she looks at Meredith's face.
"Oh, you're not serious." Cristina asks.
"What if it were you?" Meredith asks.
"It wouldn't be." Cristina replies.
"Couldn't happen." Maddison nods.
"But what if it were?" Meredith repeats.
"It wouldn't be." Cristina repeats.
"Couldn't happen." Maddison repeats, and Meredith's pager beeps, and she stands up.
"I have to go." She tells them. "Be a patient. Do it for me."
"Not me." Maddison calls out, and Cristina gives her a dirty look.
"Fine, but when Tiny Tim goes all Norman Bates on us, I'm blaming you." Cristina tells them.
"Diagnosis?" Meredith stops before walking away.
"Gall-stones." Alex answers.
"Yes!" Meredith gives him a thumbs up and rounds the corner.
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maddison sloan | GREYS ANATOMY
FanfictionMaddison Sloan starts her residency at Seattle Grace Hospital and runs into old faces and new friends. "Ugh, men are idiots." OC x OC